Bottle Experiments:: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Version 1.0 Most Recent Update: 2-17-99
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WHAT THE HECK IS "BOTTLE EXPERIMENTS" SUPPOSED TO BE????
Okay I got a glitch from Marshmallow and did some experimenting. So far, this
was not as good as I had expected but you should check it out. But I went
ahead and made a bottle FAQ out of this to go with my experimenting so the FAQ
would seem bigger.
Contents
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1. Where are the four main bottles?
2. Where are the OTHER bottles?
3. How bout a late intro?
The rest out of the contents appear after those three sections so they'll make
sense if you read 2 and 3 before you get there.
And don't forget to read the humorous little addition after the main FAQ.
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1. Where are the four bottles?
This is short and sweet.
One-chicken lady in Kakariko Village as Child Link. Collect all the chickens
and put'em in the pen.
Two-Beat the super cucco game at Lon Lon Ranch as a child.
Three-Get Ruto's letter in a bottle as a child.
Four-Bottle all ten Big Poes and give them to the poe trader.
I did say short and sweet, right?
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2. Where are the other bottles?
To get more bottles, you will have to sacrifice. I'd say sacrifice your claim
check-see an FAQ that tells how to get Biggoron's Sword-and you Magic Beans-
see an FAQ that tells about magic beans-once you've planted all the beans.
Here's how to do it:
Go somewhere's that you kin bottle fishes. Swing the bottle at the fish and
pause. I mean hit C and Start pretty quick. You should pause after he gets
his swing started and before the bottle gets to the fish. On your item selct
screen, put one of those two items I mentioned in place of the bottle.
Unpause. You will have a bottled fish. This is a fully-functional bottle.
Don't save if you turned something important into a bottle.
This was sent in to Marshmallow by somebody and I read it on Marshmallow's
FAQ. Thank him.
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3. How bout a late intro?
Okay, you're wondering what the point of this FAQ is, right? I experimented
with the abover to find its affect on different items. The following is a
continuation of the contents and is listed by the titles that I gave different
results.
Contents
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4. I told you to use FedEx and not Hyrule Express.
5. What came first...
6. Hey, I thought I was finally rid of you, you dirty...
7. Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd staring in...
8. At least there's still a cow in your house...(not about milk, you cynic)
9. What spoiled...and why am I being timed?
10. Spontanious combustion of barterer's...
11. See the magician pull a rabbit out of his hat..er, that is, hood.
12. Yeah, I know you can do that if battle makes me weary but...
13. You can never rid your soul of me...
14. You're lucky there happened to be a chest there in the first place...
15. Tonight will be his last performance...until the next level...
16. (Here it is) Pickpocket Link...
17. My auto transmission is shot...
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4. I told you to use FedEx and not Hyrule Express.
Trade Zelda's letter using the bottle trick. It gets lost in the mail.
5. What came first...
The chicken or the egg? Either way, I wouldn't trade in the chicken if you
plan on keeping it.
6. Hey, I thought I was finally rid of you...
Trade in an item you can obtain by cutting grass. If you ever pick up
somewhere it'll be back in your inventory. I know the nuts and sticks can be
obtained by killing those flower monsters.
7. Michael J. Fox and Christopher Lloyd starring in...
Back to the Future. Leave, say, your bombs equipped as a child and become an
adult. Replace your bombs. Become a kid agian and your bombs are still
equipped and usable. But, not as an adult and replace them with something in
your inventory and they turn into a bottle again.
8. At least there's still a cow in your house...
I've been robbed. I least I still have a cow. But when you try to buy back
items from the bazaar or buy beans back once you've replaced them, you buy
them but their not in your inventory.
9. What spoiled...and why am I being timed?
Replace a biggoron's sword trading sequence item that you are timed on. The
timer keeps running and the item spoils.
10. Spontanious combustion of Barterer's...
items. Trade in a non-timed item. You can kiss it could buy. No you can't.
It's already gone. Ha! Ha! Ha........um........
11. See the magician pull a rabbit out of his hat...er, that is, hood.
Replace a mask, such as the bunny hood, and when you go back to the mask shop
it'll be back on the shelf. Man this guy has more masks in stock than you
thought. Note: this only works after you've sold the first four masks.
12. Yeah, I know you can do that if battle makes me weary but...
I just need my magic spell back because I replaced it. You're just ignoring
me huh. (Don't replace magic spells or they're gone.)
13. You can never rid your soul of me...
Don't even bother trading in arrow magic. You can trade the bow, but the game
won't let you trade in your fire, light, or ice arrow magic.
14. You're lucky there happened to be a chest there in the first place...
You're lucky a chest contained that dungeon item so don't replace it cause its
a one-time deal. Idiot's note: A dungeon item is an item that you get in a
dungeon like the Megaton Hammer.
15. Tonight will be his last performance...until the next level...
Replace the Ocarina of Time and learn a warp song from Shiek. You'll whip out
the ocarina and play...but it still won't be in your inventory to play again.
16. Pickpocket Link...
Extra! Extra! A visitor to Hyrule Castle that snuck past the guard to see the
princess has pickpocketed the royal familie's ocarina from the princess...
Replace the Fairy Ocarina and learn Zelda's Lullaby or Saria's Song. You'll
have the Ocarina of Time and you haven't even been to the cutscene where Zelda
chunks it in the moat.
17. My auto transmission is shot...
Artificial bottles that are obtained using the trick early in this FAQ can
hold fairies and such, but the Fairy won't automatically come out of the
bottle because the game is set to read only the four bottle spaces in your
inventory to find fairies when you die.
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Alright how'd you like it? I don't wanna know until my email is fixed. But
here's something funny that was sent to my friend via emial. It is below the
closing.
See ya,
SLIDERno23
(Humor Below) \/
History I never knew.
***This is a compilation of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from
a freshman year college class.
I've typed everything as I read so its a blooper and not my bad typing.
>Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. Tey
lived in the Sarah Desert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah
is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
>Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread
which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide
to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
>Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
>Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.
>Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice.
They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death,
his career suffered a dramatic decline.
>In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and
threw the java.
>Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans
because they never stayed in one place for very ong.
>Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of
March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying,
he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus." Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture
his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
>Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was cannonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally
Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged.
>Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while
standing on his son's head.
>Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When
she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
>It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenburg invented
removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation
of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented
cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world
with a 100 foot clipper.
>The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born
in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is
famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and
histerectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of
a heroic couplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
>Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas
Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Frankin were two singers of the Declaration
of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats
backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannont stand."
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
>Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died
in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On
the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his
seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator
(yes, that's how it reads) was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor.
This ruined Booth's career.
>Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of
children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his
attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer
in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half
English. He was very large.
>Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud
music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for
him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
>The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted
into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted and heir to inherit his power, but since
Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't have any children.
>The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions.
People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The
invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up.
>Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred
men. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a
naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio.
And Karl Marx became on of the Marx brothers.
You have to admit this stuff was kind of funny. I am sure I didn't mistype
anything. Anything that seems like an error was probably already shown that
way. So it was the college student's mistake.
STAY TUNED FOR MY UPCOMING FAQ THAT NOFX006 IS HELPING WITH.
My adress: His address:
Sites you people should visit.
www.gamefaqs.com/console/n64/game/22536.html (the contents for gamefaqs' Zelda
FAQs.
www.gamefaqs.com/console/n64/faq/zelda_64_i.txt (marshmallow's FAQ. he didn't
even ask me to give you the address. it's really good and has practically
every thing that's on Zelda 64.
www.nintendojo.com
www.ign64.com
www.nintendo.com (you think)
come.to/n64platinum
TELL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY BOTTLE JUNK TO ADD.
AND OCARINA FANS "That's you Willow/Hoops" if you don't already know what it
is, I'll be posting a conversion chart for playing the Ocarina so you can
figure out more songs. (It shows how to convert music notes to C and A button
notes. So this will be helpful if you have a piano or something.
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